Srinagar, Nov 20, 2016 (Only Kashmir): Lending an attentive ear to the call by the several quarters from Kashmir, a high level delegation will be visiting Kashmir to take stock of the measures being taken for normalcy. The announcement of the visit came only after every Tom, Dick and Harry from New Delhi in pretext of Track II diplomacy is seen visiting Kashmir frequently. | Read Full Details at: https://goo.gl/CU93gw
Confirming the visit the President of New Delhi Auto Walas’ association Mr. Sudbud Batcharyaa while taking to Onlykashmir.in said it is opportunity for us not to only breathe in fresh atmosphere of Kashmir, but also to hold a photo session with many elite people of the Valley. He said at a time when everyone even deadwood people on the behalf of Central Government are visiting Kashmir why should we not jump in to held deliberations with the people of Kashmir.
When asked how will you address the sufferings of people of the Kashmir, the excited Batcharyaa said who cares, we will only held meetings with the stake holders and will return back to capital, rest responsibility lies upon the local media of Kashmir to highlight our visit ‘exclusively’ with much popm and show.
On being questioned is there any possibility to issue any statement after the conclusion of visit, the president answered “delegations come and go, central deputed 3 interlocutors in 2010, what happened to their report. Hell with politics, we are just following the trend to be meeting stakeholders, we are just assuming moreover that we are visiting paradise on earth.”
When asked how the idea emerged to visit Kashmir, the reply was surprising, “actually the collaborators who arrange meetings with stakeholders using to travel in our Rickshaws while travelling from one quarter to other in Delhi to maintain secrecy.”
Meanwhile, highly placed sources disclosed Onlykashmir.in that some people from a particular section of society have booked hotels for the delegation to hijack the visit and to remain in good books of both the visiting delegation and stakeholders. (OK)
Wait don’t be serious, the above write-up is satirical piece based on imagination, and the writer can be reached at: bilalbashirbhat@gmail.com
