Srinagar, Jun 08 (Only Kashmir): The Jammu and Kashmir government in a major significant development has decided to start international bus service from Batamaloo Srinagar following scores of dull genius clever, bright, brilliant, sharp, smart, thinking, insightful, inventive, knowledgeable and talented youth got selected for many international conferences.
The bus service would be exclusively for the youth who managed accidentally via their talent to get selected for many ‘international’ conferences, especially in Middle East countries.
A government spokesman pleading anonymity talking to Onlykashmir[dot]in, said that the Bus Service will not only be beneficial for the above-said youth but will also helpful for state administration to hide its failure to operate international flights from Srinagar’s maiden International Airport.
Reports said that during the journey, all the episodes of flop famous show Kashmiri version of ‘Kaun Banega Crorepati’ – ‘Kus Bani Koshur Karorpaet’ would be telecasted on the television screens fitted in the buses, aimed at to raise its views on Youtube.
The admins of the Facebook pages who shared the episodes of KBC having ‘Peace and Patriotism’ on the mind have been given rights to book the tickets.
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