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The people in the proposed smart city of Srinagar have urged the government to introduce flying transportation to travel on dilapidated roads in the city.
Valuing the gigantic endeavors of the administration to dig every other significant street in summer capital Srinagar including the business center Lal Chowk pointed toward turning the city ‘Smart’ people have requested to introduce cars with the capability to fly and bicycles for them on the endowment.
The furious bikers generally adolescents have additionally requested flying motorcycles to skip traffic jams in currently broken down Lanes and bylanes of the city happening because of the redirection of traffic from major dilapidated streets.
The people also urged authorities to ensure more parking spaces on the bridges of the world-famous river Jehlum.
In the meanwhile, the people residing on both sides of bypass road asked Traffic Police Department to close even all newly formed junctions in the middle of roads following main junctions, and highly expensive red light road signs were disabled over the last two years now. They said by closing the newly unnatural junctions we could have long drives and cross road only either at Pandherthan or Parimpora.
“We are assured by the authorities that the finishing of Qamarwari Bridge will be ready not long after Jammu and Kashmir is conceded ‘Statehood’ as its development was begun in erstwhile State, as such there appears to be zero chance of its culmination in Union Territory,” said an enthusiastic local.
All Jammu and Kashmir Qamarwari to Parimpora Shopkeepers Assosiation (AJKQPSA) has praised the concerned agencies for deferring the genuinely necessary road widening which interfaces Srinagar to other three northern districts of Kashmir. They said the usual traffic jam on the narrow two-path Qamarwari to Parimpora road is bringing about weighty footfall nearby, which at last summons the opportunity of a flood in shopping.
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